Reasons why you are irreplaceable

> Before we got a washer and dryer, you would hand wash my boxers and socks
> You don't know how to cook but learned because of me.
> You learn to do things you hate because of me i.e. clean the house, do the laundry, cook, etc.
> You ALWAYS offer me the first bite/drink.
> You got an iPhone 4 but exchanged it with my iPhone 3 because you thought I wanted it.
> You always say good things about me to other people, no matter what.
> You gave me your car when I didn't have one.
> You coo over EVERY picture you have of me.
> You always apologize even when I'm obviously wrong.

That's how I know....

I pinched her leg and she pinches me back with her fingernails. We sat there screaming at each other to stop while laughing hysterically. A minute later she looks down at my arm and asks me if it hurts. I say yes, it hurts a lot. It'll probably bruise or scar. This brings tears to her eyes. 

"Why are you crying?" I ask. 

"Because I hurt my baby..." She says, as she holds my arm and coos over the bruise.

You truly are one-in-a-million, babe.